These are some advises that I find irritating. This largely includes the advices I give to people, myself.
1. Be positive. Everything will be okay.
Okay dude, I know everything will be okay. And I don’t wanna be f*cking positive right now. I can’t. Alright?
2. Do what’s best for you. Don’t think about the rest.
Well, I can’t not think about the ‘rest’. There are a several things that are interrelated and I can’t just ignore those things.
3. Do whatever your heart says.
I don’t want to know what my heart says because it’s stupid and it wants things that I can never achieve. It’s an unreasonable bitch, okay? So, no. I can’t take the risk of asking my heart what it wants. Let alone doing what it wants.
4. Why don’t you think about something else? Stop overthinking.
Ooh. Thanks for this splendid advice. I’ll try not to overthink. By overthinking about not overthinking.
5. “When I was in your situation, I had handled it differently…”
Nooo. Stop. Stop. Don’t! I don’t want to know how awesome you were and how gruesome I am. (Yes, I deliberately tried to rhyme, if you were wondering.)
So this was a post that was lying in my draft. I wasn’t going to post it, because, well, it makes me look horrible and ungrateful. I was in a bad phase. Now that I’m in good phase, I found this funny! So I thought I’ll share this with you! 😀
Also, I don’t find these advices irritating anymore. Like I said, it was just a bad phase.